Check

Massive case of diarrhea--check. I just grab my ponytail holder, rubber gloves and dark washcloth and go to it. Sometimes I think the stench will knock me over. I guess every parent feels that way at some point or other!

She gets so embarrassed. I guess I would, too. I just tell her it happens to the best of us--obviously, since it happened to her. She just says, "Uh-huh," not getting my joke.

At least I got a couple hours sleep before I had to deal with it. She got really feisty around 7 AM. She wanted to get up and this was her house and she was going to do what she wanted to do! I could barely see straight, let me tell you! I ended up getting her newspaper and putting her music back on that had fallen off and she was pretty much happy as a lark. Strange woman.