Snoring

Mary was snoring really loudly the other night. She was making a real snorting sound. Then I thought I heard her chuckle. Then she snored some more. So I got up and went in to see what was up. She said she was awake and hadn’t been asleep. I said that couldn’t be true cause I’d heard her snoring. She said, “Like this?” and proceeded to snore with that snorting noise. I couldn’t believe it! She’d been doing it on purpose! She just laughed and said, “Oh, honey. I gotta do somethin’ to pass the time.” I grumpily told her to please find something quieter to do. She’s such a trip!